The only thing wrong with CATS The Movie is the abject body horror: Every month or so, out of absolutely nowhere, my brain will just start shrieking at me: SKIM-BLE-SHANKS THE RAIL-WAY CAAAAATTHE CAAAT OF THE RAIL-WAY TRAAAAAAIN This started long before my … Continue Reading →
The Couchicorn
When Richard and I landed in CA, we headed straight for IKEA to get what we thought were our two most direly needed items: a bed and a couch. The bed was found easily, but we felt their couches were just so…sad. And cheap-looking. So we decided to wait on the couch. Continue Reading →
Ahh! Ghosts!
Hey, it’s almost Halloween. Watch my bitchin’ documentary (artfully titled As Long As We Keep Telling, –I KNOW it’s too long) and learn why we tell ghost stories in a … Continue Reading →
Last-minute costume ideas
So Halloween is next week. Eek. Some years I’m all, “Hey, it’s August. HALLOWEEN IS ALMOST HEEEEERE!1!!” (You may have noticed.) And some years I have other shit to do. … Continue Reading →
Wedding planning as user experience design
I hate those wedding competition shows on TV. They’re exhibitionist, and shallow, and a lame excuse to judge other people. No, wait–those are my favorite things. I LOVE those wedding … Continue Reading →
Invisible cat of destruction
Remember when I said this picture was taken on the night Pixel went crazy? She’d been doing surprisingly well along the trip–in the car she meowed for the first hour … Continue Reading →
Westward -hoe! Pt. 3 (the end!)
The thrilling conclusion. Well at least this one has a Charlie the Unicorn reference AND a Stars Wars reference, so it’s a twofer. In case you missed Parts 1 and … Continue Reading →
Westward ho! Pt. 2
More about our great adventure west–catch up on Part 1 if you like. Sorry, these are kinda boring. The route View Larger Map It was long. Real long. It was … Continue Reading →
Westward ho! Pt.1
More for my own memory, here’s a recap of our great adventure out West–if we’re friends on Facebook you’ve probably seen most of the photos so it mightn’t be that … Continue Reading →
Things are happening
Oh man, I remember this thing. I have so many draft posts saved, but I don’t feel like finishing any of them. They have interesting names like, “Catholic camp,” and … Continue Reading →
Know your (social media) audience
One of my biggest mottos of social media is: do not annoy your friends. Or your “Friends.” It’s kind of like do no harm, and I think the fastest way … Continue Reading →