The only thing wrong with CATS The Movie is the abject body horror: Every month or so, out of absolutely nowhere, my brain will just start shrieking at me: SKIM-BLE-SHANKS THE RAIL-WAY CAAAAATTHE CAAAT OF THE RAIL-WAY TRAAAAAAIN This started long before my … Continue Reading →
My favorite principality
I decided I need to finish chronicling my France adventure before I wipe all memories of 2010 from my brain on New Year’s Eve. That’s a good excuse for drinking … Continue Reading →
A ghoulish tour
I’ve been properly getting into the Halloween spirit over the past week and remembered my days as a local folklorist of hauntings and the paranormal. This was in my late … Continue Reading →
Future perfect
I’m’a take a break from the France documentation and muse for a minute… about the future… and worry… and brownies. I have somehow found in me a blind confidence in … Continue Reading →
Nice to see you again
At the young age of 22, my suitemate and I made a pact: if, at the age of 40, we are both still single–let us move to Paris. Because, we … Continue Reading →
C’est impossible!
Ok, the trip. Peppered with some French in that annoying way where the word is simply italicized to let you know it’s not English (in case you couldn’t tell…), without … Continue Reading →
Nonagon of love
Please excuse the self-indulgence, but I’m going to chronicle my recent trip through France here so I can remember it. I very optimistically brought a small notebook in the hopes … Continue Reading →
The math of wanting
I’ve found a certain pattern in my thought process for wanting something important. Be it a new job, a change of location, a boyfriend, or the crown of a small … Continue Reading →
While simmering… on love
As my soon-to-be delicious creamy tomato basil soup cooks, I thought I’d write a toast for my soon-to-be… not a relative at all. My boyfriend’s sister. The whole wedding planning … Continue Reading →
My name is Jen and I’m an introvert
“Introvert” is one of the most misunderstood words in our vocabulary. You could have knocked me over with a feather boa when, a month ago, one of my coworkers responded, … Continue Reading →
“The Argumentalist” Wednesdays at 9/8 Central on CBS
For years I thought I was a most excellent argumentalist. I always won, thanks to my infallible logic and the coolly systematic way in which I broke down my opponent’s … Continue Reading →