The only thing wrong with CATS The Movie is the abject body horror: Every month or so, out of absolutely nowhere, my brain will just start shrieking at me: SKIM-BLE-SHANKS THE RAIL-WAY CAAAAATTHE CAAAT OF THE RAIL-WAY TRAAAAAAIN This started long before my … Continue Reading →
Anonymous text friend: part 2
I don’t know if you’ve heard about my interesting conversation with a stranger or not, but you should probably start here: Anonymous text friend (post). Now that we’re all caught … Continue Reading →
Anonymous text friend
One day last week I received the following text from a number I didn’t recognize… ANONYMOUS: What’s gucci Is someone really asking me what Gucci is? Or is it some … Continue Reading →
How to win at traveling: accommodations edition
I like to think I’m pretty good at planning trips. Spreadsheets, Google maps, itineraries, PowerPoints–you name it, I’m all over it. I mean, I successfully coordinated 14 people into a … Continue Reading →
Castles ‘n stuff
That conversation about Paris with my stylist made me think I should try wrapping up my France trip recounting. It’s only been…6 months now. When last we left our intrepid … Continue Reading →
When to shut your face
One way to tell whether we’re friends or not (or whether I’m drunk or not) is how well my filter is working. You know, the filter between what I’m thinking … Continue Reading →
Christmas and I…It’s Complicated
I always tell people that I hate Christmas, but that’s not really true. I hate what Christmas does to people, I hate what it’s come to mean to many, but … Continue Reading →
A Capell-enough already
So, if we’re friends IRL you may know that I fucking love a Capella music. Yeah. F-bomb. What. You may also have noticed I’m a little crazy about it lately. … Continue Reading →
Things that are cute on the Internet
Holiday crazies got you down? Papers and finals making it hard to see the light at the end of the tunnel? Here are a few things that remind me the … Continue Reading →
And then I died somehow
So…we’re driving Picassotron through most of France, and to get to our next destination: Le Beguinage bed-and-breakfast in Cours-Cheverny, Loir-et-Cher, France. Home of the hyphens. Let me paint you a … Continue Reading →
An essay from the past
Boo, that last post was not interesting. I have dug (have digged? Did dugged?) through Ye Olde LiveJournal and found this, from when I was much cleverer and more funny. … Continue Reading →