Sometimes I just need a break from news. And also people. And news about people. And how shitty they are. You know? Like, I’m scared to go on Facebook anymore because I know I’ll just be saddened, or angered, or maybe hungered, which is definitely the least problematic but still unpleasant.
And when I need a break from all of those toxins, a quick hit of emotional superfruit to boost my system, I have a few go-tos that are guaranteed to do the trick every time. I share them here, hoping you will share your own, and maybe together we can ever-so-slightly shift the world’s emotional spectrum to the happy colors.
@acoustictrench
Disembodied hands play popular songs on acoustic instruments while the most goddamn beatific dog chills hard nearby. Every time I see a new post I sigh with relief. It’s so relaxing. If he made a video album of songs I would buy it in a heartbeat and spend a day detoxing with that gorgeous dog. I’d pay any amount of money to join that dog’s ashram. I’d follow that yogi dog over mountains, in the snow, in Berkenstocks, if she’d just share her secrets.
@dog_rates
I find this Twitter account endlessly amusing. Total nonsense plus a lot of made up rules plus ongoing sagas, with pictures of doggies. And a fake feud with goats.
This is Pipsy. He is a fluffball. Enjoys traveling the sea & getting tangled in leash. 12/10 I would kill for Pipsy pic.twitter.com/h9R0EwKd9X
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) November 19, 2015
Endangered triangular pup here. Could be a wizard. Caught mid-laugh. No legs. Just fluff. Probably a wizard. 9/10 pic.twitter.com/GFVIHIod0Z
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) December 18, 2015
Meet Pubert. He's a Kerplunk Rumplestilt. Cannot comprehend flower. Flawless tongue. 8/10 would pat head approvingly pic.twitter.com/2TWxg0rgyG
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) January 17, 2016
Another spooky pupper here. Most definitely floating. No legs. Probably knows some dark magic. 10/10 very spooked pic.twitter.com/JK8MByRzgj
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) December 19, 2015
This is Kenneth. He's stuck in a bubble. 10/10 hang in there Kenneth pic.twitter.com/uQt37xlYMJ
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) December 14, 2015
Day 13 in the bubble: Even my thoughts are rainbow-tinted
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) December 26, 2015
This is Jerry. He's a neat dog. No legs (tragic). Has more horns than a dog usually does. Bark is unique af. 5/10 pic.twitter.com/85q7xlplsJ
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) January 7, 2016
Dear Goats,
You've been misinformed.
Sincerely,
WeRateDogs@EverythingGoats— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) January 7, 2016
Often, Reddit is both the problem and the solution. Far be it for me to tell you what you’ll like in the infinite Reddit universe, but the following subreddits are my favorites for good feels.
r/aww
This is a no-brainer. Your one-stop shop for all the cute shit. Cats, dogs, babies, small lizards, nudi-branches for some reason—you name it, they got it. It’s very popular, which means it is constantly updated, so you can binge on adorable shit to your heart’s literal content.
r/eyebleach
Similar to r/aww, this subreddit is literally just there for when you’ve looked at something awful and need to scour your eyes with something really cute.
r/upliftingnews
Another no-brainier for when you need, you know, news that’s not going to make you question whether the whole idea of humanity was such a good idea. Qualifier: A lot of uplifting news starts out very sad, because it’s gotta be lifted up from somewhere.
r/stoppedworking
Just a lot of funny gifs of animals that forgot how to animal. Usually involves ice cream. Bonus: computer puns.
r/bestof
Posts and comments and interactions collected from all over Reddit—often very thoughtful, compassionate discussions. There are some amazing stories of people helping people, uncanny coincidences, chance encounters and those small, but amazing little miracles that prove humans can be really, really good to eachother. Even anonymously, on the internet.
Two users end up together due to being each other’s secret santa.
I hope that helps. I feel better already.
Share your faves if you feel so inclined.
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